1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:01,653 . 2 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:04,482 [bright tones] 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,657 - "Will and Grace" is recorded 4 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:07,137 in front of a live studio audience. 5 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,357 - I cannot wait to see Fiona. 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,187 I just love that she shares her life with me. 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,537 I'm the cool aunt. - Same thing with my nephews. 8 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,842 What is it about us? 9 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,148 I'm not saying we're better than other people-- 10 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,758 - No, of course not. - Safe space? 11 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,021 - Safe space. 12 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,500 - I think we're better than other people. 13 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,154 - We are gonna be the coolest parents. 14 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,548 - [laughs] - Hey, hos. 15 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,071 - Hey. 16 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,507 - We're on our way to the airport. 17 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:32,336 Estefan's flying me first class to Miami 18 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,164 for our one-year anniversary. 19 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:39,039 Sorry, our "one-queer-maniversary." 20 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,084 - Did you just think of that? 21 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,955 Oh, that mind. 22 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,610 If they were all like you, I'd stop throwing marbles 23 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:49,397 at the Pride Parade. 24 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,139 - What is the traditional one-queer-maniversary gift 25 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,357 by the way? 26 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:56,360 - A mesh bodysuit? - Buttless chaps? 27 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,667 - A pump-top jug of lube? [chuckles] 28 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,543 - It's paper. 29 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,677 - Uh, Karen, you're-- 30 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,287 and forgive me for using the "C word"-- 31 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,550 flying commercial? 32 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,422 - Well, I'm in the baseball business now. 33 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,989 I'm one of the people. 34 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,079 I'm scouting a new third baseman. 35 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,906 He's coming in from Cuba, and he's due 36 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,996 to walk out of the ocean first thing tomorrow morning. 37 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,912 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 38 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:33,876 ♪ 39 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,229 [bell chimes] 40 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,405 We're not in the first row? 41 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,625 That's okay, I'll just yell louder 42 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,932 when I need Pilot to go left or right. 43 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:49,544 - Oh, no, we're further back. 44 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:50,893 - Row three? 45 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,330 Where Melania puts Tiffany? 46 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,378 [sighs] 47 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:05,168 Well, I survived missionary with Stanley. 48 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,823 I can survive this. 49 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,868 - Just follow me. - What are you doing? 50 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,087 Where are you going? 51 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,175 There's nothing behind that curtain! 52 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,351 It's just sky! 53 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:15,657 - We're in coach. 54 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,094 - With the paychecks-to-paychecks? 55 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,965 ♪ 56 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:22,272 [knocking on door] 57 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,666 - Auntie Grace! [both screaming] 58 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,059 - Oh, Fiona! 59 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,584 Oh, you're so pretty. 60 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,976 - My mom sends her love, by the way. 61 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,456 - She did? 62 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,023 - No, but if she was able to love, I know she would. 63 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,286 - [laughs] - Hey, Will. 64 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,897 - Hey, sweetie. [both grunt] 65 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:41,204 - I'm so excited for you guys to meet Trevor. 66 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,032 Trev? 67 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,338 - I'm gonna say hello, 68 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,730 and we're gonna have hugs and love and talk, 69 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,385 but first, I have to share some devastating news. 70 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,345 - What's--what's wrong? - Brace yourself. 71 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,824 Previews for the "Devil Wears Prada" musical 72 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:57,568 are totally sold out in Chicago and Atlanta. 73 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:58,917 - You don't think I've already bought the tickets, 74 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,441 T-shirts, and the shot glass? 75 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,660 - You, madam, have just won a Tony 76 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:07,361 for best revival of my spirit. 77 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:10,538 - Mini Will and Grace. - I don't see it. 78 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,104 - Trevor. 79 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,237 Oh, really glad to finally meet you, 80 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,108 and please call me Aunt Grace. 81 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,806 - Love this blue. - Oh. 82 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:20,025 - It's not just blue. It's not turquoise. 83 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,679 It's not lapis. 84 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,029 both: It's actually cerulean! 85 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:26,031 [both laughing] 86 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,947 - There's some overlap, yeah. 87 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:32,473 - Shall I ring you if the contents of my compartment 88 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,866 shift during flight? 89 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:38,435 - Oh, of course, my handsome first class passenger. 90 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:41,612 It would be my pleasure to help you adjust your bag. 91 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,876 - Oh... [both laugh] 92 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,227 [bell chimes] 93 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,056 - That's my husband. 94 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,536 It's our one-year anniversary. 95 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,364 - Oh, congratulations! 96 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,888 So far, so good? - Oh, so good. 97 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,238 - Oh. 98 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,630 - I always thought being married would make me 99 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,632 feel like a badger in a trap 100 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:05,027 that wants to bite his own foot off, you know? 101 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,638 - I been married 20 years. Never once strayed. 102 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:10,815 Of course, if Sofia Vergara walked on the plane... 103 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,774 - I don't follow. 104 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,211 - Mm, number one on my hall pass list. 105 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,648 You know, celebrities you're allowed to cheat with. 106 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:21,086 - The gay brethren have that too. 107 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,567 You'll never guess who's number one on my list. 108 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,134 - [whispers] It's Ryan Phillipe. 109 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,745 - Oh, my God, that's right. 110 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,922 How in the world did you guess that on the first try? 111 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,359 - Excuse me, I'm in the window seat. 112 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,970 - Yeah, yeah, go ahead. 113 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,493 Ryan can do it all. 114 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:39,931 I mean, blockbusters, Oscar-winners. 115 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,846 Iconic gay cult favorite. 116 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:45,197 Oh, his tush in "Cruel Intentions" 117 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:48,418 was my '90s crack addiction. [laughs] 118 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:52,117 This guy knows what I'm talking about, right? 119 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,032 ♪ 120 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:56,992 . 121 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,603 - You seeing anyone? - I am. 122 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,866 - Well, now I'm intrigued. 123 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,259 [southern accent] Who, pray tell, 124 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,218 might this "stealer of hearts" be? 125 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:09,004 - [southern accent] Why, Trevor Banks, don't you know? 126 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:12,050 It's you, good sir! [all laugh] 127 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,139 No, really, we're dating. 128 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,924 - Oh. 129 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,496 Oh. 130 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,454 Oh! 131 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,065 - That's why we're in New York: 132 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,415 we're looking for a place together. 133 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,460 - Now they seem like us. 134 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,773 - I just assumed from what Fiona told me-- 135 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:41,210 - You thought I was gay. Everyone does. 136 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,517 I'm not-- I mean, I sleep with men, 137 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,911 but I also sleep with women. 138 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,391 - He's bi. 139 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,306 - Oh! 140 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,136 That's so cool! 141 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,704 Isn't that cool, Will? Trevor's bi! 142 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,575 - Yeah, yeah. 143 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,447 ♪ 144 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:03,406 - [snoring] 145 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,453 [indistinct announcement over PA] 146 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,327 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 147 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,242 - I'm sorry if I bumped your arm. 148 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:14,678 Sometimes when I'm reading a script, 149 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:18,073 I lose track of my physical body. 150 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,771 - I can keep track of it for you. 151 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:23,121 [mouthing] 152 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,299 Don't you think it's distractingly hot in here? 153 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,606 - I don't, but Glenn Close taught me how to regulate 154 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,782 my surface body temperature through controlled breathing. 155 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:34,089 I'm always a perfect 72 degrees. 156 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:37,135 Like a human San Diego. 157 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,008 - Funny, I've been told I'm a human San Francisco. 158 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:44,012 - They're dating? 159 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,188 - Oh, bisexuality isn't even a thing. 160 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,668 It's like saying, "I'm a cat person 161 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,843 and a dog person." 162 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,453 Come on. 163 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,541 Gun to your head, you know what you want 164 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,326 licking your face. 165 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,067 Do we say something? - I can't. 166 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,460 I'm the cool aunt. 167 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,419 - Well, that explains the outfit. 168 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,594 - What? It's cool. 169 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,379 - Yeah, you're super cool, Mrs. Roper. 170 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,644 I guess we just let them figure it out on their own? 171 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,167 - I think we have to. 172 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,473 - You guys know of any one-bedrooms 173 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,822 in the neighborhood? 174 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,607 We're gonna start looking after we get married. 175 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,435 - "Married"? You're--you're getting married? 176 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,612 - He proposed at a Beyoncé concert. 177 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:22,703 - I liked it, so I had to put a ring on it. 178 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:26,010 - [screams] Fiona! 179 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:31,015 I am so happy for you! 180 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,674 I'll take her. - I got him. 181 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,982 - I checked, and there are no open seats in first class. 182 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,940 And apparently, your Amex Black Card 183 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,639 cannot get you helicoptered off the plane. 184 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,379 - [sighs] I don't like this. 185 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,599 There are way too many people in this tin can 186 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:50,905 to keep it in the air. 187 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,297 It's just simple physics. 188 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:54,561 Planes were only meant to carry four passengers-- 189 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,477 three if DJ Khaled brings his leopard. 190 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,438 I need more air! I need more room! 191 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,570 Oh! 192 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:04,832 [bell dings] 193 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:08,488 What was that? Did we just hit Santa Claus? 194 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,533 - I think you're having a panic attack. 195 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:13,318 I get them all the time-- like during a power outage 196 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:16,713 or when my mom sends one of her dogs after me. 197 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,410 It's my fault. 198 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,849 You shouldn't just assume that you're invited to Thanksgiving. 199 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,895 - Don't be ridiculous. I don't get panic attacks! 200 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:27,245 I cause panic attacks. 201 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,595 - Would you like something to drink? 202 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,422 - Oh, yes, thank God. 203 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,556 Vodka, please. - There you go. 204 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,516 - [panting] 205 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,564 They shrunk the vodka. 206 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:46,221 They shrunk the vodka! 207 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,441 - Hi, I'm back. [chuckles] 208 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:53,054 - [sighs] Sorry, I forgot I was on a plane. 209 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,579 I start filming the most challenging role 210 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,928 of my career tomorrow. 211 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,016 I'm really struggling. 212 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,279 - You know... 213 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,891 I'm an actor too. 214 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,632 Thank you. 215 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,069 Uh, if it's an issue 216 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,114 having too many lines, 217 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,639 I've found if you mess up enough, 218 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:17,295 eventually, the director will take most of them away. 219 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,384 - Problem is, I'm filming my first gay sex scene, 220 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,344 and I have no experience to draw on. 221 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,742 See my, process is to experience everything 222 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,482 my character does firsthand. 223 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,702 For "Crash," I spent three weeks doing ride-alongs 224 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,269 with the LAPD. 225 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,359 For "Flags of Our Fathers," I gave my father a flag. 226 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,929 But if I don't find some way 227 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,192 to have sex with a man on this flight, 228 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,934 my performance is gonna be completely false. 229 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,197 Know anybody? 230 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,243 - Will you excuse me for one more second? 231 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:55,812 . 232 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,640 - You know, there was a period of time 233 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,815 I thought I was bisexual. 234 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,817 - Really? - Oh, sure. 235 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,297 You know, I was dating Grace, and I convinced myself 236 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,126 that I could--I could actually choose to be with women. 237 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,301 - How tragic. 238 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,217 I mean, you're so gay. 239 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,656 - I--I don't know about "so gay." 240 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,441 - You have whole bookshelf of books... 241 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,835 about butts. 242 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,187 - Lot of those were gifts. 243 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,406 To myself. 244 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,801 The point is, sometimes saying you're bi 245 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,325 can feel like a safe half-step 246 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:33,197 when--when you're scared to jump all the way in, 247 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,069 but deep down, you know. 248 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,897 I mean, you're either a cat person 249 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,508 or a dog person. [laughs] 250 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,902 - I'm more of a bird person. 251 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,122 - That's not a legitimate answer. 252 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,863 - You know, Will and I dated way back. 253 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,560 - I didn't know Will was bisexual. 254 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,128 - Oh, no, he was just gay, and I was into guys 255 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,131 who like to clean and pick out my outfits. 256 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,481 - But you had sex? - Oh, no, no. 257 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,396 He always made excuses. 258 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,835 "I ate too much and now I'm insecure about my thighs." 259 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:05,665 - Wow, you really couldn't pick up on clues, could you? 260 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,276 - Let's focus on you. 261 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:11,453 So how about you guys? Everything okay in the bedroom? 262 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,368 - I wish. - Uh-huh. 263 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,674 - He can't get enough. 264 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,720 He's like the Cookie Monster if cookies were... 265 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,899 - [sucks teeth] 266 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,728 - The only time we stop 267 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,427 is so he can take a bubble bath and watch "Pose." 268 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,039 - Oh, Fiona, sweetie, I just-- 269 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,215 - Can I just say how much I love that we can do this? 270 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,740 I feel like Grandma Bobbi is up there smiling, 271 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,437 singing one of her songs, 272 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,744 'cause you're kind of keeping the Adler flame alive. 273 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,267 - "The Adler flame"? 274 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,747 - She used to say... 275 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,836 [stuffy accent] "Dear, never let anyone tell you 276 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,143 "who to be or how to live, 277 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,754 "and if they do, tell them to get out of your business 278 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,756 or get out of the way!" 279 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,758 [normal voice] That's the Adler flame, 280 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,718 and I totally see it in you. 281 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:02,069 - May it burn forever. 282 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,550 - You're giving me permission to have sex with Ryan Phillipe? 283 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,943 - Yes, mi amor. 284 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,250 What good are any of the contracts we have made 285 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:13,907 if we do not honor the sanctity of the hallway passes? 286 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:17,780 - So my husband is okay with me 287 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,870 touching Ryan's "Philli-penis"? 288 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,613 - Si. 289 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,789 - [sighs] Okay. 290 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,097 - Hey, guys. 291 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,665 Um, we love how much you love each other. 292 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,756 There's just--there's a big piece missing, and that's... 293 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,281 Trevor, you're not bisexual. 294 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,935 You're gay. 295 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,632 And Fiona, you're kidding yourself 296 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,981 if you think that's not a problem. 297 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,113 And we're only saying this 298 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,592 because we've been where you are, 299 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,378 and it caused us a lot of pain. 300 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,293 - Is that what you think, Aunt Grace? 301 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,208 - I think... 302 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,426 [distant car horn honks] 303 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,732 what you two have is beautiful. 304 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,778 - Grace. 305 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,519 - Will, get out of their business 306 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,348 and get out of their way. 307 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,177 - [panting] 308 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,962 - Feeling better? - Oh, yeah. 309 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,572 Yeah, I'm feeling wonderful. 310 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,140 We're all gonna die... 311 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:16,273 while watching reruns of "According to Jim." 312 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,493 - It's the one where Jim loses his truck 313 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,017 in an arm wrestling match! 314 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:26,066 - Well, that's a classic. 315 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,937 - Mrs. Walker, there's no difference 316 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,113 between coach and first class. 317 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,333 Underneath, aren't we all just people 318 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,725 no matter where we sit? 319 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,772 - Good lord, there is no barf bag 320 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,209 big enough to hold what you just hurled up. 321 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,214 Don't you understand? I grew up with nothing. 322 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:47,739 Me and my doctors built me from the ground up. 323 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,266 I can't die in coach. 324 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,659 They'll find my body with the poors. 325 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,923 All mixed in with the tater tots 326 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,316 and the Crocs. 327 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,190 This can't be the way my story ends. 328 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,106 - It's not going to. You just need to relax. 329 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,847 - How do you expect me to relax? 330 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,024 I only brought uppers. 331 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,374 - It's too bad you don't have a service animal. 332 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,898 - You mean like a maid? 333 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,901 - No, i-it's a pet that's been trained to comfort you. 334 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,730 Sometimes, holding on to a faithful companion 335 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,688 who loves you unconditionally 336 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,343 and only wants to serve you can help. 337 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,998 - Like a gardener? 338 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,175 - Give me your hand. 339 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,916 - [groans] 340 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,918 - Everything is going to be fine. 341 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,051 The plane is not going to crash, 342 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,184 and even if it did, you know what your story would be? 343 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,317 It would be about a rich, beautiful woman 344 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,886 who was admired by all of Manhattan. 345 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,931 - Keep talking. 346 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,585 - It would also say that she had 347 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,240 more enemies than friends, 348 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,808 and that she was rumored to have been lovers with Jackie O. 349 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,465 - I gave her that nickname, and... 350 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,947 Between you and me, 351 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,167 the "O" didn't stand for "Onassis." 352 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,385 [laughs] 353 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:10,561 . 354 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,999 [upbeat instrumental music] 355 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,784 - Okay, um... 356 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,220 actually, before we get into this, 357 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,961 um, I have an acting question. 358 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,354 Do you mind? 359 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,617 - Literally nothing is more important 360 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,097 than an actor helping another actor 361 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,882 get better at acting. 362 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,189 - Yes, okay. 363 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,104 So, um, I was recently cast 364 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,281 in the role of Estefan, 365 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,762 a Spanish newlywed, whose spouse... 366 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,591 "Yack"... 367 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,985 is propositioned by a beautiful stranger. 368 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,595 - Tennessee Williams? 369 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,336 - Sure, you can call the stranger whatever you want. 370 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,122 So when Yack tells Estefan 371 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,689 that Tennessee Williams 372 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,475 wants to have a down-and-dirty hook-up, 373 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,303 uh, Estefan says go for it. 374 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,479 But this is my question: 375 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,569 why doesn't Estefan have a huge problem with it? 376 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,310 Shouldn't that bother him? 377 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,964 - Hmm. 378 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,097 Well, maybe Estefan's realized he's not cut out for marriage, 379 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,057 and looking the other way is easier than admitting 380 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,189 he's fallen out of love with-- 381 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,409 I'm sorry, did you say "Yack"? 382 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,716 - Yeah. 383 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,370 I was afraid of that. 384 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,547 - Are gays guys always this sad before sex? 385 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,600 - Honestly, more than you think. 386 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,038 - Jack, stop. 387 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,260 Hello. 388 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,785 Jack, look, I know I said am cool with this, 389 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,570 but I am not cool with this, okay? 390 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,703 I just handed out warm nuts to the guests 391 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,053 without even giggling once. 392 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,536 I mean, I am falling apart, okay? 393 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799 - Oh, me, too. 394 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,889 I should be absolutely ruining Ryan Phillipe right now, 395 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,326 but I can't. 396 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,112 I don't care about some stupid hall pass anymore. 397 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,418 Marriage is more than just a piece of paper. 398 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:12,118 It's a promise that you're the only one I wanna be with. 399 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,077 - Mi amor. 400 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,080 I'm sorry, Mr. Phillipe. 401 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,170 - I'm sorry, my emotions are right on the surface. 402 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,737 That's why I'm such a good actor 403 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,131 and so terrible at Texas hold 'em. 404 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,091 - Are you as aroused as I am right now? 405 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,701 - Oh, beyond measure-- 406 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,835 because I did not bring the ruler. 407 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,751 - You know what, I'll leave you two alone, 408 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,405 because love means never having to say, 409 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:43,192 "I'll wait on the toilet until you're done." 410 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,673 - Wait, um, if you want, 411 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,805 you can stay and watch. 412 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,633 - Really? 413 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,071 You care that much about the accurate representation 414 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,509 of the LGBTQ community onscreen? 415 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,685 - That's why, yeah. - Yes, sure. 416 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,948 ♪ 417 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,950 - How can you say he's not bisexual? 418 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,908 He's dated more women than I have, 419 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,954 and a lot of those women have dated a lot of the guys 420 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,783 that he's dated. 421 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,916 - What the hell is going on out there? 422 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,789 - I think what Will is saying-- and he brought this up. 423 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,139 I'm just clarifying. 424 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,621 If a man is attracted to men, he might be gay. 425 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,580 Again, his thoughts. 426 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,191 - And Trevor, if you think you're just gonna 427 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,236 "not be attracted to men" for the rest of your life, 428 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,368 you're lying to yourself. 429 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,413 - But that's any monogamous relationship. 430 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,460 You have to make a choice not to be with other people. 431 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,635 - You're right, but the part of you 432 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,940 that chooses to be with women 433 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,160 is just responding to societal pressure. 434 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:42,556 It's the same reason we all watch "Big Little Lies." 435 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,949 - How can you say bisexuality's not real? 436 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,604 It's right in the middle of LGBTQ. 437 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:51,695 - Yes, I am familiar with the letters "LGBTQ." 438 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,524 - You rolled your eyes at the "B." 439 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,960 You're prejudiced against bisexuals. 440 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,571 - I am not. - Then acknowledge the "B"! 441 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,269 - I refuse to acknowledge the "B." 442 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,836 The "B"s and the "Q's just haven't figured out 443 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,230 if they're "L" or "G" yet. 444 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,103 - Is that what you think, Aunt Grace? 445 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,410 - I think... 446 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,543 gender is between the ears. 447 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,025 - How does that apply here? 448 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,767 - I don't know, I saw it on a T-shirt. 449 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,508 Fiona, sweetie, I'm so sorry, 450 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,598 but in my experience, 451 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,208 Will is right. 452 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,211 - You guys, I just think you're a little confused. 453 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,518 - If someone told you at 22 454 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302 that you were "just confused"-- 455 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:36,349 you weren't really gay-- what would you say? 456 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,915 - That I know who I am. 457 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,484 - I'm 22, and I'm telling you, I know who I am. 458 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,139 - Yeah, but that--that... 459 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,795 Can't argue with that. 460 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,407 - I love Fiona. 461 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,236 So get on board... 462 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,065 don't. 463 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,372 We're not really looking for your approval. 464 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,330 - I know you guys are coming from a good place, 465 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:04,986 but some of your ideas, they're just a little '90s. 466 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,206 - Oh. 467 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,907 Please don't say "the '90s" like it's the '50s. 468 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,257 - Look, it's not your fault. 469 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,998 You're just a product of when you grew up. 470 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,174 You probably still use mousse. 471 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,438 - I have curly hair. - Light pomade. 472 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,266 - Ooh, we gotta bounce. 473 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,182 - Oh, you're leaving already? Where are you guys going? 474 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,358 - Stella McCartney's having an all-night pop-up in Chelsea. 475 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,752 - And seeing this one in a Stella McCartney 476 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,145 makes me pop up. 477 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,974 - Babe, that's like a "Will and Grace" joke. 478 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,803 - I love you! 479 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,676 Tell your mom--oh, forget it. 480 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,984 - So... [sighs] 481 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,509 We were just intolerant of someone's sexuality. 482 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:53,121 - [laughs] I guess we're not as cool as we thought we were. 483 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,688 - Yeah. 484 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,777 A-although, when we were shamed into it, 485 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,952 we were willing to learn. 486 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,519 That--that'll make us cool parents. 487 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:03,174 - Sure, and the good news is that by the time we need to 488 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,394 talk about any of this with our kids, we'll be dead. 489 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:08,354 - [laughing] Or we'll be 114 490 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,748 and popping all sorts of wonderful new pills. 491 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:15,056 - Now, that makes me pop up. 492 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,580 - See, we're funny! - I know! 493 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:21,236 ♪